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The Best Way To Convince A Fool That He Is Wrong Is To Let Him Have His Own Way.

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The Best Condition In Life Is To Be Not So Rich As To Be Envied Nor So Poor As To Be Damned.

Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained In Its Original Purity.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.