The Secret Of The Demagogue

Morality Is A Burglar's Tool Whose Merit Lies In Never Being Left Behind At The Scene Of The Crime.

When I Take Up My Pen, Nothing Can Happen To Me. Fate, Remember That.

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.

A Woman Occasionally Is Quite A Serviceable Substitute For Masturbation.

Someone Who Can Write Aphorisms Should Not Fritter Away His Time In Essays.