The Streets Of Vienna Are

I Have Often Been Asked To Be Fair And View A Matter From All Sides. I Did So, Hoping That Something Might Improve If I Viewed Allsides Of It. But The Result Was The Same. So I Went Back To Viewing Things Only From One Side, Which Saves Me A Lot Of Work And Disappointment. For It Is Comforting To Regard Something As Bad And To Be Able To Use One's Prejudice As An Excuse.

To Me All Men Are Equal: There Are Jackasses Everywhere, And I Have The Same Contempt For Them All.

A Bibliophile Has Approximately The Same Relationship To Literature As A Philatelist To Geography.

How Do Wars Start? Diplomats Tell Lies To Journalists, Then Believe What They Read.

A Snob Is Unreliable. The Work He Praises Might Just Be Good.