The Problem With This World

I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It Was The Worst Afternoon Of My Entire Life.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

Ugarte: You Despise Me, Don't You? Rick Blaine: If I Gave You Any Thought I Probably Would.

Making Money Isn't The Main Point Of Business. Money Is A By-product.... A New Product Has Been Found, Something Of Use To The World. A New Industry Moves Into An Undeveloped Area. Factories Go Up, Machines Go In And You're In Business. It's Coincidental That People Who've Never Seen A Dime Now Have A Dollar And Barefooted Kids Wear Shoes And Have Their Faces Washed. What's Wrong With An Urge That Gives People Libraries, Hospitals, Baseball Diamonds And Movies On A Saturday Night?

Sinatra’s Idea Of Paradise Is A Place Where There Are Plenty Of Women And No Newspapermen. He Doesn’t Know It, But He’d Be Better Off If It Were The Other Way Around.