I Hate Funerals. They Aren't

Ain’t Nothing A Man Can’t Do If He Believes In Himself.

That's Baseball, And It's My Game. Y' Know, You Take Your Worries To The Game, And You Leave 'em There. You Yell Like Crazy For Your Guys. It's Good For Your Lungs, Gives You A Lift, And Nobody Calls The Cops. Pretty Girls, Lots Of 'em.

All You Owe The Public Is A Good Performance.

If A Face Like Ingrid Bergman's Looks At You As Though You're Adorable, Everybody Does. You Don't Have To Act Very Much.

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.