I Gave Up Drinking Once

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

Unless You Really Understand The Water, And Understand The Reason For Being On It, And Understand The Love Of Sailing And The Feeling Of Quietness And Solitude, You Don't Really Belong On A Boat Anyway. I Think Hemingway Said One Time That The Sea Is The Last Free Place On Earth.

The Only Good Reason To Have Money Is This: So That You Can Tell Any Sob In The World To Go To Hell.

Making Money Isn't The Main Point Of Business. Money Is A By-product.... A New Product Has Been Found, Something Of Use To The World. A New Industry Moves Into An Undeveloped Area. Factories Go Up, Machines Go In And You're In Business. It's Coincidental That People Who've Never Seen A Dime Now Have A Dollar And Barefooted Kids Wear Shoes And Have Their Faces Washed. What's Wrong With An Urge That Gives People Libraries, Hospitals, Baseball Diamonds And Movies On A Saturday Night?

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.