The President Of Today Is

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.

A Friend Asked Her Doctor If A Woman Should Have Children After Thirty-five. I Said, "thirty-five Children Is Enough For Any Woman.

I Often Put Boiling Water In The Freezer. Then Whenever I Need Boiling Water,i Simply Defrost It.

Let's All Pull Together And Make These United States The Grandest Place In This Whole Country. I See A Vision. A Glorious Vision. A United People, Marching Forward Shoulder To Shoulder, Giving Their All For The Common Good, Working While I Whistle.

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.