I Often Put Boiling Water

Smartness Runs In My Family. When I Went To School I Was So Smart My Teacher Was In My Class For Five Years.

Cultivate Friendships. If You Don't Have Time To Cultivate All Of Them, Plow Under Every Fifth One And Collect Your Bonus.

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.

They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But She Went Right Ahead And Built It.

I Think There's So Much Good In The Worst Of Us, And So Many Of The Worst Of Us Get The Best Of Us, That The Rest Of Us Aren't Even Worth Talking About.