A Friend Asked Her Doctor

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.