A Friend Asked Her Doctor

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.