The Playboy Calendar This Year

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

Humor Gives Presidents The Chance To Be Seen As Warm, Relaxed Persons. Humor Reaches Out And Puts Its Arm Around The Listener And Says, 'i Am One Of You, I Understand,' And Implicitly It Promises, 'i Will Do Something About Your Problems.'

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

If You Can Laugh Together, You Can Work Together.