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Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

I Think Hillary Clinton's Style Is Perfect. Perfect. You Don't Notice What She's Wearing, You Notice The Woman.

It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.

If You Don't Go To Broadway, You're A Fool. On Broadway, Off Broadway, Above Broadway, Below Broadway, Go! Don't Tell Me There Isn't Something Wonderful Playing. If I'm Home In New York At Night, I'm Either At A Broadway Or An Off Broadway Show. We're In The Theater Capital Of The World, And If You Don't Get It, You're An Idiot.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.