The Only Way I'd Need

I've Always Got Stuff In My Head In Case I Meet Somebody Like Steven Spielberg Or Someone Like That, Where I Can Hopefully Say Something To Them That Nobody Else Has Ever Said And Get A Laugh Out Of Them.

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

Living In Hollywood, You Can Get Disconnected From Everybody. You Can Feel Like You Are The Only One.

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.