If I Wasn't A Comic

I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy So Much. I Used To Memorize Bill Cosby Albums And Other People's Albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

Welcome To 'who's Line Is It Anyway' The Show Where Everything's Made Up And The Points Don't Matter. That's Right The Points Are Just Like Canada.