Nevada's One Of The Most

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.

I'm Competitive At Everything.

Boy, A Drive-through Liquor Store. God Bless America! A Place Where You Can Drive Through And Buy Whiskey, Beer... Just The Thing For That Drunk Driver Who's Constantly On The Go. Cant Stop Now! I've Got Places To Go, People To Hit!

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.