The Only Reason You Don't

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

To Me, A Cat Is An Easy Pet, They Don't Need Any Spoiling Or Looking After.

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

When I Was Younger I Remember Once I Went To Bed And I Was So Happy That I Laughed Myself To Sleep.

They Say It All Started Out With A Big Bang. But, What I Wonder Is, Was It A Big Bang Or Did It Just Seem Big Because There Wasn't Anything Else To Drown It Out At The Time?