Stop Looking At The Walls,

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.

I'm Just Sayin', I Don't Like Fun.

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.