The Only Place Where David

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

I Did Not Do Anything Wrong As A Governor, Even If You Accept The Verdict As It Is, It Doesn't Indicate That.

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.