Up With Skirts, Down With

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.