Up With Skirts, Down With

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

I Did Not Do Anything Wrong As A Governor, Even If You Accept The Verdict As It Is, It Doesn't Indicate That.

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'