The Only Place That's Holier

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.

I've Been On Some Fairways That Are As Good As The Greens We Putted On Back Then. We Had Crab Grass. I Remember One Green Where I Putted Through Ants.

Don't Just Play Your Way Around The Course. Think Your Way Around Way Around The Course.

That Little White Ball Is Always Staring Back At You, Daring You To Make A Mistake.