Of All The Hazards, Fear

Most People Who Play Golf Have One Big Trouble: They Think Too Much. To Get Any Real Mileage Out Of This Game You've Got To Sit On Your Imagination.

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.