Practice Puts Brains In Your

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something Which Has To Come Naturally.