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How Come Nobody Wants To Argue With Me? Is It Because I'm Always So Right?

Back Then, If You Had A Sore Arm, The Only People Concerned Were You And Your Wife. Now It's You, Your Wife, Your Agent, Your Investment Counselor, Your Stockbroker, And Your Publisher.

You're Only As Smart As Your Era.

If You Had A Pill That Would Guarantee A Pitcher 20 Wins, But Might Take Five Years Off His Life, He'd Take It.

Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?