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The Fun, Joy, And Humor Dry Up In A Relationship When One Of The Partners Is Swimming In Gin. To My Way Of Thinking, It Is Selfishness Personified To See Life Through The Bottom Of A Liquor Bottle.

At The Age Of Ten, I Thought If A Boy Kissed You On The Lips, You Would Have A Baby, And I Surely Wasn't The Only Youngster Who Believed That!

I Don't Care What The Critics Say. My Fabulous Mom Will Give Me A Good Review If Nobody Else Does.

You Know, There's Nothing Damnable About Being A Strong Woman. The World Needs Strong Women.

I Do Everything The Man Does, Only Backwards And In High Heels!