The More I Work And

The Closer You Can Live To Being A Vegetarian The Better.

When You Play The Game For Fun, It's Fun. When You Play It For A Living, It's A Game Of Sorrows.

Each Shot Is Important.

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

It's A Marriage. If I Had To Choose Between My Wife And My Putter, Well, I'd Miss Her.