I Wish I Could Put

You Can Always Speak With Great Authority On How Well You Played Today, But Never On How You'll Play Tomorrow.

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

I Don't Have Any Hesitation Saying I've Traveled More Miles Than Any Human Being Who Ever Lived. I've Been Doing It For 60 Years.

The Ideal Build For A Golfer Would Be Strong Hands, Big Forearms, Thin Neck, Big Thighs And A Flat Chest. He'd Look Like Popeye.

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer.