When You Play The Game

If You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

The More I Practise, The Luckier I Become

The Ideal Build For A Golfer Would Be Strong Hands, Big Forearms, Thin Neck, Big Thighs And A Flat Chest. He'd Look Like Popeye.

The More I Work And Practice, The Luckier I Seem To Get.

If There's A Golf Course In Heaven, I Hope It's Like Augusta National. I Just Don't Want An Early Tee Time.