The Miami Beach Audience Is

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.