The Miami Beach Audience Is

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.