The Mayfly Lives Only One

Cherish Your Health: If It Is Good, Preserve It. If It Is Unstable, Improve It. If It Is Beyond What You Can Improve, Get Help.

Number One, One, One On Wonderful Wino.

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.

In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home! And To Be Safe! - I Hope I'll Be Safe At Home!

Laugh Often, Long And Loud. Laugh Until You Gasp For Breath.