Do You Know The Nicest

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

The Only Person Who Is With Us Our Entire Life, Is Ourselves.

I Was A Stonehead For 30 Years. I'd Wake Up In The Morning And If I Couldn't Decide Whether I Wanted A Joint Or Not, I'd Smoke A Joint To Figure It Out. And I Stayed High All Day Long.

I Think Of Myself As An Entertainer: I'm A Performing Entertainer, I'm A Stand-up Comic. But There's An Artist At Work Here, Too. One Who Interprets His World Through His Own Filter.

How Is It Possible To Have A Civil War?