The Married Man Has All

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.

I Would Get My Student Loans, Get Money, Register And Never Really Go. It Was A System I Thought Would Somehow Pan Out.

Whenever I Get Down About Life Going By Too Quickly, What Helps Me Is A Little Mantra That I Repeat To Myself: At Least I'm Not A Fruit Fly.

People Think Living In Your Parents' Basement Until You're Twenty-nine Is Lame. But What They Don't Realize Is That While You're There, You Save Money On Rent, Food, And Dates.

People Are Going To See Both Of Us And Think It's An Abbott And Costello Kind Of Thing. It's Not An Easy Switch. It's Not An Easy Transition From Tv To Film.