The Last Time A Straight

I Will Probably Have Sex With Eminem After The Show Is Over. Probably, I Dont See Why I Wouldnt. Im Fair Game, Its Not Like Im That Picky, Youve Seen The Guys Ive Dated. I Like Swizz Beatz, Just Because I Would Like To Yell Out In Bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep It Coming!

There Should Be A Talent That Goes Along With Being Famous.

We Spend So Much Money On These Dresses That Are Terrible. And What Do We Get Out Of It? Nothing - A Piece Of Chicken And A Roll In The Hay With Her Hillbilly Cousin - No Thank You. My Family's Very Close; I Can Do That At Home.

Laugh Loudly, Laugh Often, And Most Important, Laugh At Yourself.

I Don't Cook... I Don't Know How To Clean... There's May Be A Good Chance I'm An Alcoholic.