I'm Always Happy To Pitch

Or People Who Have One Baby And Go Buy A Minivan... How Big Is Your Baby?

We Spend So Much Money On These Dresses That Are Terrible. And What Do We Get Out Of It? Nothing - A Piece Of Chicken And A Roll In The Hay With Her Hillbilly Cousin - No Thank You. My Family's Very Close; I Can Do That At Home.

The Only People I Owe An Apology To Are My Dead Parents. Except My Father Because He's Still Alive.

I'm Very Much About Letting Other People Shine, Because It Makes Us All Shine Brighter.

Austin And I Proceeded To Knock Back A Couple Of Ketel One And Grapefruit Juices, Which Happened To Be My Drink Of The Moment. Someone Told Me That Grapefruit Was A Great Detoxifier And I Decided I Wanted To Start Cleaning Out My Liver While I Was Having A Cocktail.