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I Want You To Know That I Have Nothing Against Orlando, Though You Are, Of Course, Far More Likely To Get Shot Or Robbed There Than In London.

Nothing Excites Compassion, In Friend And Foe Alike, As Much As The Sight Of You Ker-splonked On The Tarmac With Your Propeller Buried Six Feet Under.

If We Judged Everybody By The Stupid, Unguarded Things They Blurt Out To Their Nearest And Dearest, Then We Wouldn't Ever Get Anywhere.

All The People I Talk To, Increasingly, Can See That The Emperor Has Got No Clothes. The Case For Leaving [the Eu] Is Now Overwhelming.

I Firmly Believe That Volunteering Is Good For Our Society And Brings Communities Together. It's A Fantastic Opportunity To Get Involved In Your Local Community, To Meet New People And To Gain A Sense Of Pride And Achievement.