The Genuine Amphitryon Is The

You Think You Can Marry For Your Own Pleasure, Friend?

Of All Follies There Is None Greater Than Wanting To Make The World A Better Place.

As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To Correct The Vices Of Men, I See No Reason Why Anyone Should Be Exempt.

The Absence Of The Beloved, Short Though It May Last, Always Lasts Too Long.

Books And Marriage Go Ill Together.