As The Purpose Of Comedy

I Have A Heart To Love All The World; And Like Alexander I Wish There Were Yet Other Worlds, So I Could Carry Even Further My Amorous Conquests.

No Reason Makes It Right To Shun Accepted Ways From Stubborn Spite; And We May Better Join The Foolish Crowd Than Cling To Wisdom, Lonely Though Unbowed.

There's Nothing People Can't Contrive To Praise Or Condemn And Find Justification For Doing So, According To Their Age And Their Inclinations.

A Wise Man Is Superior To Any Insults Which Can Be Put Upon Him, And The Best Reply To Unseemly Behavior Is Patience And Moderation.

Man, I Can Assure You, Is A Nasty Creature.