You Think You Can Marry

The Only People Who Can Be Excused For Letting A Bad Book Loose On The World Are The Poor Devils Who Have To Write For A Living.

The General Public Is Easy. You Don't Have To Answer To Anyone; And As Long As You Follow The Rules Of Your Profession, You Needn't Worry About The Consequences. But The Problem With The Powerful And Rich Is That When They Are Sick, They Really Want Their Doctors To Cure Them.

All The Satires Of The Stage Should Be Viewed Without Discomfort. They Are Public Mirrors, Where We Are Never To Admit That We Seeourselves; One Admits To A Fault When One Is Scandalized By Its Censure.

I Have The Fault Of Being A Little More Sincere Than Is Proper.

It May Cost Me Twenty Thousand Francs; But For Twenty Thousand Francs, I Will Have The Right To Rail Against The Iniquity Of Humanity, And To Devote To It My Eternal Hatred.