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Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less Traveled For A Reason.

We Know The Product Is Going To Stink. We Know That Because We Live In The World, And We Know That Everything Stinks. We All Believe, Hey, Maybe This One Wont Stink. We Are A Hopeful Species. Stupid But Hopeful. But Were Happy In That Moment Between The Commercial And The Purchase. And I Think Spending Your Life Trying To Dupe Innocent People Out Of Hard-won Earnings To Buy Useless, Low-quality, Misrepresented Items And Services Is An Excellent Use Of Your Energy.

It's Hard To Do Nothing Because You Tend To Do Something And Then You Have To Drop Everything.

I Admire The Hell Out Of Her. You Can't Have Sex With Someone You Admire.

Having A 2 Year Old Is Like Having A Blender That You Don't Have The Top For.