Sometimes The Road Less Traveled

For People On My Side Of The Cubicle, The Goal Is Always Creativity. Spending Your Time Overcoming Corporate Resistance To Creativity - I Just Don't Want To Do That.

You'll Fold Faster Than Superman On Laundry Day

Men Want To Make Women Happy.

A Bookstore Is One Of The Only Pieces Of Evidence We Have That People Are Still Thinking.

I Like Any Cereal. I Like The Idea Of Just Eating And Drinking With One Hand Without Looking.