Anyone Who Would Laugh At

I Am So Busy Doing Nothing... That The Idea Of Doing Anything - Which As You Know, Always Leads To Something - Cuts Into The Nothing And Then Forces Me To Have To Drop Everything.

People On Dates Shouldn't Even Be Allowed Out In Public.

Cry When You Get A Golden Globe. Then You Can Get An Oscar Nomination.

If Airline Seat Cushions Are Such Great Flotation Devices, Why Don't You Ever See Anyone Take One To The Beach?

Twitter Is Good. Why Say A Lot To A Few People When You Can Say Virtually Nothing To Everyone?