I Admire The Hell Out

I Only Do A Show When There's Somebody I Want To Talk To.

Fatherhood Makes You Cute. Women Find Bumbling Fathers Cute And Attractive.

Artists Are Always Looking For New Things And Fresh Ground And Fresh Air. If It Feels New To Me, There's A Chance It'll Feel New To The Audience And We'll Have Found Something.

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.

Did You Ever Notice, When You Are Sitting At A Red Light, That When The Person In Front Of You Pulls Up A Couple Of Inches, You Are Compelled To Move Up Too? Do We Really Think We Are Making Progress Toward Our Destination? "whew, I Thought We Would Be Late, But Now That I Am Nine Inches Closer, I Can Stop For Coffee And A Danish!"