The First Question That Comes

There Are No Unwinnable Wars.

Dogs Smoke In France.

The Beatles. I Didn't Like The first Couple Of Songs, But When I Heard "she Loves You', It Was Like Something Went Off In My Head.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

What Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong.