Dogs Smoke In France.

The Most Unbelievable Thing About My Behaviour Is That I Was Convinced It Was Entirely F**king Normal.

One Thing That Does Confuse Me, Is That There Are More Religions In This World Than Ever, Yet There's Only Sup­posed To Be One God.

Be Good And Honest To Your Fellow Man And Try To Do Something Good For Somebody.

I Have A Genuine Love Affair With My Audience. When I'm On Stage They're Not Privileged To See Me. It's A Privilege For Me To See Them.

With Marriage, You've Just Got To Stick It Out. You Can't Jump Off The Boat At The First Bump In The Waves.