There Are No Unwinnable Wars.

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.

There Are No Invisible Seams.

I'm Not The Kind Of Person You Think I Am, I'm Not The Anti-christ, Or The Iron Man.

Dogs Smoke In France.

If I Could Have Just One More Wish, I'd Wipe The Cobwebs From My Eyes.