The First Man To Compare

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.

At The Age Of Six I Wanted To Be A Cook. At Seven I Wanted To Be Napoleon. And My Ambition Has Been Growing Steadily Ever Since.

I Don't Take Drugs: I Am Drugs.

Do Not Strive To Be A Modern Artist: It's The One Thing, Unfortunately, You Can't Help Being.

Sometimes I Spit On My Mother's Portrait For Pleasure.