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I Have Dalinian Thought: The One Thing The World Will Never Have Enough Of Is The Outrageous.

The Reason Some Portraits Don't Look True To Life Is That Some People Make No Effort To Resemble Their Pictures.

Great Wine Requires A Mad Man To Grow The Vine, A Wise Man To Watch Over It, A Lucid Poet To Make It, And A Lover To Drink It.

Every Morning When I Awake, The Greatest Of Joys Is Mine: That Of Being Salvador Dali.

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.