The Election Is In Full-swing.

President Bush Spent Last Night Calling World Leaders To Support The War With Iraq And It Is Sad When The Most Powerful Man On Earth Is Yelling, 'i Know You're There, Pick Up, Pick Up.

Democrats Were Quick To Point Out That President Bush's Budget Creates A 1 Trillion Dollar Deficit. The White House Quickly Responded With 'hey, Look Over There, It's Saddam Hussein.'

President Bush Said John Kerry Is On Both Sides Of Every Issue. And Kerry Replied, 'no, I'm Not ... But There Is Some Truth To That.'

The Election Is In Full-swing. Republicans Have Taken Out Round-the-clock Ads Promoting George Bush. Don't We Already Have That? It's Called Fox News.

Larry Flynt, Running For Governor Of California. His Goal - Change Our State Bird To The Spread Eagle.