President Bush Said John Kerry

I Have A Wonderful Respect For Old People.

I Think Mankind Is Overly Sensitive, Very Needy, Greedy, And Flawed.

I Lived In A Studio Apartment Until My Mid-30s. I Don't Have An Extravagant Lifestyle.

Howard Dean Is Narrowing The Field Of Potential Running Mates. It's Down To Mike Tyson Or Bobby Knight.

Maria Shriver Is Credited With Helping Arnold Win By Standing By Him Despite Allegations Of Groping. She Had To Stand By Him Cause Arnold Had A Vice Grip On Her Left Ass Cheek.