Russian Men Have A Saying:

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.