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There Are Three Types Of Men In The World. One Type Learns From Books. One Type Learns From Observations. And One Type Just Has To Urinate On The Electric Fence Himself.

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.