When Should A College Athlete

A Realtor Is An Old Fashioned Real Estate Man With A Neck Tie. A Real Estate Man Sold You What You Wanted, A Realtor Sells You What You Don't Need. A Real Estate Man Showed You What You Could Raise On The Land, A Realtor Tells You What You Can Build On It.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

Half Our Life Is Spent Trying To Find Something To Do With The Time We Have Rushed Through Life Trying To Save.