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Our Country Has Plenty Of Five-cent Cigars, But The Trouble Is They Charge Fifteen Cents For Them.

The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.

You Must Judge A Man's Greatness By How Much He Will Be Missed.

It's No Laughing Matter Being A Republican In These Perilous Times. Anyone Can Be A Republican When The Stock Market Is Up, But When Stocks Are Selling For No More Than They're Worth, I Tell You, Being A Republican - It's A Sacrifice.

Do The Best You Can, And Don't Take Life Too Serious.